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If ABORTION Is Murder…

Short But Very MeaningfuL line:- “If ABORTION Is Murder, Then Using A CONDOM Is KIDNAPPING !!!”

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“I wasn’t tat drunk!”

Boy- “I wasn’t tat drunk!” Frnd- “Dude yu were in my pool trying to find nemo!” “yu asked yo girlfriend if she was single” “Yu were arguing wit yoself, over the phone n got upset wen yu hung up” “yu … Continue reading

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YOU will get sumone

Once in life YOU will get sumone, with whom U wud like 2 spend your time n Love 2 share your smiles n talk… til then, kindly adjust with your partner…! :p

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spoiled our years of enjoyment

Einstein Newton Faraday Maxwell Kirchoff These r those ppl,whose parent’s 1 night’s enjoyment hav spoiled our years of enjoyment..:-|;)

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Best “W T F…!” Moment

Best “W T F…!” Moment…. When Making a File named “dflgjkcmjqwsbdz” on Computer & Still getting the Message- ‘File name already exists’:-)

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Economical thought

Economical thought: d best lines wich helps u 2 save ur money when u go out for dinner wid ur GF . . ”bol kya khayegi moti????”

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And this is called “Management”

Tchr: Define Managment…?. Srdr: pura nahi aata he aakhir ka yaad he… Tchr: Chalo aahkir hi suna do… Srdr: ………..And this is called “Management”. :O ))

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i jst wnt to say 3 words

Many times i have hurted u, disturbed U, troubled U, fooled U, irritated U, Today i jst wnt to say 3 words . . . . . . . . . . . . kya kar loge?:-D

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dont drink water widout boiling

Plz frwrd ths msg 2 al u care… dont drink water widout boiling becoz fishes swim widout wearing huggies… No ned 2 sy thanx.. i care 4 u..!

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Sara nasha utar jaega….

If evr u start missing Ur school days, Ur class Ur frnd circle Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, thn just Open ur report cards Sara nasha utar jaega

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