Daily Archives: December 23, 2011
If ABORTION Is Murder…
Short But Very MeaningfuL line:- “If ABORTION Is Murder, Then Using A CONDOM Is KIDNAPPING !!!”
Sometimes…
Sometimes I look at some people and wonder , “Really?? This was the sperm that won?..”. :p ))
This is BUSINESS
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: Then ok Dad goes 2 Bill Gates Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No … Continue reading
My girlfriend’s status on fb
Boy:My girlfriend’s status on fb: “Standing on d edge of a Bridge” Friend: So what was your comment? Boy: Nothing I just Poked her! :p
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ur expectations are too high..
Which body part expands 5 times its normal size Girl- I can’t answer this question. I feel embrsd. Teacher asked the same question to a boy.. Boy- Pupil of human eye.. Teacher- correct.. Then he turned to the … Continue reading
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“I wasn’t tat drunk!”
Boy- “I wasn’t tat drunk!” Frnd- “Dude yu were in my pool trying to find nemo!” “yu asked yo girlfriend if she was single” “Yu were arguing wit yoself, over the phone n got upset wen yu hung up” “yu … Continue reading
