Intro

Guys this is my SMS collection
wil surely try to post the sources of these smses as much as possible either by the Website or the Name of the Sender
All The Smes Posted here r received by me via frnds or web

Pl leave ur comments and helpful suggestions
Thank You

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Sher-o-Shayiri

Guys im starting a new blog on Sherr-oShayiri from today
to view my collection Click Here

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SMS OF THE WEEK

Its Just meaningless to Expect Ur Partner
To be of Ur kind,

Because

U can’t Hold one’s right Hand In Ur right Hand to walk Together!!!

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Cause of Poverty in India

True Economical

 

&

 

Practical Cause of Poverty  in India:
Indian beds

 

r more fertile

 

dan Indian lands…

 

Isn’t it..?! ;)

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Awwwww!

Boy: I had a dream about you! <3 <3

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Girl: Awwwww! ;;)
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Boy: You died :|
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)) :p

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Naraj hai mujhse?

One GAY to another- Naraj hai mujhse?

 
2nd- Nahi to.

 
1st- to raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soya tha…?? :) :)

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Ab tum feko

Hazaro ki ginti to mujhe ni aati par khayal kuch aisa h ki Ret ka har zarra agar nayab heera ban jaye,to tohfe me tumhe
‘Rajasthan’ de du!
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Ab tum feko.

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watch Out 4 future

This Msg is 4 All Frndz.
whom I’v Iritated, knowngly Or by Mistake
;
Whatevr I’v done in Past was
!

Just a Trailer..!
watch Out 4 future-;-)

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Be happy

”Life Begins With Our Cry”

“Life Ends With Others Cry”

So,
”Fill dis gap With as much laugh as possible”

~ALWAYS Be HAPPY~

Good evening :)

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v dont have a maid

Kid-r ghosts real?
Dad-no.Y do u ask?
Kid-our maid told dat ghosts r real.
Dad-pack ur bag.
Kid-y?

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Dad- coz v dont have a maid! :-O

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coz it hurts when u leave it

Asmnt- can i hold ur hand?
Jyo- no
Ramu- y ?
Gangu- coz it hurts when u leave it.
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Ramu- chya aaila, amchi acting tar porinchi overacting..!;

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If ABORTION Is Murder…

Short

But

Very MeaningfuL line:-

“If ABORTION Is Murder,

Then

Using A CONDOM Is

KIDNAPPING !!!”

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Sometimes…

Sometimes

I look at some people English: Electron microscope image of sperm.

and

wonder ,

“Really?? This was the sperm that won?..”. :p ))

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